Cole & Aedan commentate the end of Alien vs. Predator Requiem
C: It is the ultimate showdown with EVERYONE.
A: OMG look! Did you see that wiggling!?
A: They probably ate her babies.... scratch that... ate her babies and REPLACED HER BABIES!
C: I don't like these "praliens." I want either aliens OR predators.
A: WOAH! He took the turret off his arm and attached it to a handle he found in a military base and he made a LASER RIFLE. Predators are SMART!
C: Attacking people is basically how they make their living.
A: That guy's an ass.
C: Just a troop of rednecks.
C: He's dripping blood... not a good sign.
A: It's a full-on seige.
A: It's PRALIEN vs. Predator!
C: Wait - who just died, the pralien?
A: Score 1 for the aliens!
A: Why did that guy drop his gun?
C: Because he's fed up with all this.
A: He found the plasma rifle!
A: There's just an abundance of aliens. That's why they're so easy to kill.
A: It's sad that one of those praliens died.
C: He's not dead. He's RIGHT THERE.
A: You know, it's a common story... a lot of weak ones vs. a few strong ones. Like droids and jedis!
C: What if one alien and one predator were in a match?
A: Predator, for sure.
A: It's statistically probable that the aliens will win. But there are some small odds that the predator will win.
A: Why is everyone against the aliens?
C: Because they're trying to kill everyone.
A: That predator's pissed off now.
C: Well, there's only one pralien.
A: No, think about all the eggs that were laid in that woman.
A: It's totally gonna stick to the bottom of that helicopter. Aliens can do that.
C: They stick to the bottom of the ship in every movie.
A: The predator's taking of his mask for some reason!
A: Oh awesome! A predator and a pralien and they both have no armor!
A: Oooh, the pralien got his little mouth taken out.
C: Really? They didn't even fight! They just kind of ran.
(later)
A: I knew those two army people were gonna get together.
